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play this game for hours as you watch the world crumble around and cuss out the idiocy of a cactus NOT BEING ABLE TO MAKE THE MOST SIMPLE JUMP!
good game to kill time.
10/10
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☀️
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免费 有中文 有成就
《暴躁仙人掌（Shitty Cactus）》
这株脾气暴躁的仙人掌受够了原地打转！
至少，它想换个好视野。你能帮帮这株仙人掌吗？
一路跳跃，直到触碰到星星！或者，至少离它们
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Doesn't live up to its name
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its so shitty its good and funny
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A genuinely fun (and sometimes annoying) little game you can waste some time with. There's a lot of satisfaction when reaching a new record after so many failed attempts.
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Мужики, спасайте, если наберём 10 лайков и 5 наград, то жена подарит ящик пива
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This game is a relatively short platforming game, where you upgrade your shitty cactus as you earn coins it’s pretty simple but very well doneI had a lot of fun playing it. How often do you get to play a game called shitty cactus much well worth the pri
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Жалкое подобие на платформер.
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the name says it all :P
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The game is cool until certain point, and this point is when you hit the bottom of tghe plataform and fall in speed of light to hit the ground and dies
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Игра 'Shitty Cactus' – это восхитительный абсурд в лучшем виде! С первого взгляда кажется, что это набор нелепостей, но чем больше играешь, тем бол
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Une immondice comme on en voit peut de nos jours.
J'y ai perdu plusieurs membres, en essayant de contrôler mon corps de cactus avec toutes les améliorations ...
J'ai souffert, en effet ...
J'ai actuellement mon petit cœur meurtrie de ce vilain jeu !
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Huysuz kaktüsün yıldızlara ulaşmasına yardım edin! Yukarıya kadar yolunuzu bulun! Gece gökyüzünün en iyi manzarasına ulaşana kadar yolunuzu yükseltin.
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Really love the game, totally fun (really fun lol)
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[h1]Before I played Shitty Cactus, I had a small pp, no friends, no gf, depression, and no life. These things havent changed, but the game is pretty good[/h1]
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this cactus is shitty..
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кактус-прыгун
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There just isn't enough variety here for it to be worth your time, even with it being free. It's essentially a Doodle Jump clone but lacks enemies and items. The platforms not being one-way seems odd (you can't jump through the bottom of them) and contrib
