201617258
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This game worked at Blizzard for 7 years.
199618889
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0/10 game, the dev groomed me on second life smh.
199784499
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I haven't played this in like months... and just revisited a bit ago. So take this with a grain of salt, perfect for your eggs.
Bought this game for full price ~2 years ago (3 dubloons!), and even looking back, it's kinda... not great. It's simple, which
213870938
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eeeeeh... 5/10, its a generic bullet hell game with mediocre bosses,
199120543
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pirate slopware made it
200208117
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the trailer shows all of the content in the game. it loops roughly 10 minutes worth of gameplay, and it just gets a little faster when you're 30 minutes into a run. i am not grinding through all of those auto-scrollers again to get to the part that is mil
201357828
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tldr the game is kind of basic, and the dev is bad
i received this game for free by watching the dude who made it. I already had some personal grievances with him and i wont support the game of a person who treats others badly, and after all that has ha
208434322
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too hard for me
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no
200291271
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I'm not going to mention any PirateSoftware's recent drama, but I am writing this review because of it. I haven't played this game in a while, so if I get anything wrong, then it's just my memory.
The game isn't horrible, but it isn't worth spending mone
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Uma obra-prima de Pirate Software para revolucionar o gênero de twin stick shooter arcade! Champions of Breakfast oferece minutos de gameplay com padrões de balas que desafiarão uma criança de 6 anos. A ideia de salvar progresso por meio de conquistas
200114557
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Boring.
I purchased this a while ago, tried it, found it bland, moved on and then forgot I even had it in my library.
Before I start ranting let me apologize for any spelling mistakes and the like, I'm not a native speaker and I'm currently dealing with
199752333
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Even for $3 this is a waste of money. The developer claims to have "20 years in the industry" yet this looks like something a high school student being taught intro to game making would throw together for a final project
Dev has been embroiled in multipl
200055354
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It's a cheap game but still not worth the price.
The game is a top-down twin-stick shooter that isn't particularly challenging or fun. It looks like a flash game you'd have played on Newgrounds or Armor Games in 2009 but without the addictive staying po
200183723
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I bought this in Dec 2023, played for 10 minutes, didn't have fun, and uninstalled. Not my type of game, and on top of that, the "drm" the developer brags about is stupid which led me to write this review lol.
199176736
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Its replay-ability is not great... no updates in years, obviously developer intended this game to have a quick end of life to make money off other games
200800220
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The game sucks after 2 minutes dont even bother buying it
199694441
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buying this game only to refund it and and tell you how bad it is, also i dont like you pirate slopware
200785396
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I cannot believe they are charging money for this game. I know its only 3$, but I have played flash games more fun and engaging than this dumpster fire of a video game. Its so boring, predictable, and looks atrocious. The way obstacles fly at you is just
198911316
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This game uses the achievements as the way to save progress which is an awful idea for so many reasons and is basically an extremely anti consumer form of DRM. This system means there is no ability to start over if you want to replay or even go back to an
